They are totally one-hit wonders 
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i feel spotted and placed under an awkward spotlight.
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I feel seen.......
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Honestly I do it for my paediatric exams. I honed my craft on my kids and then hammer other people’s kids with Dad jokes. Asking them if they have lost their baby eyes and grown their adult eyes yet is always a hit.
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So cute!
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I do the same with my tweets
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This is how Penn and Teller worked too - keep adding new twists/jokes and new routines to see what gets the biggest applause
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I do it too, completely new material is hard
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Like a standup comic that tells the same bit for 20 years because it used to kill.
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You do leave people in stitches.
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