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    Dr. Glaucomflecken‏ @DGlaucomflecken Sep 17

    (Year 2050) Reporter: Take me through how you ended up here? My kid, now 35 and serving multiple life sentences: Well it all started when I had to do kindergarten on Zoom

    10:32 PM - 17 Sep 2020
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      1. Lisa McKee♜‏ @LisaMcK1967 Sep 17
        Replying to @DGlaucomflecken

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      1. Give us an edit button Jack  💗 💜 💙‏ @JaneParkerrr Sep 17
        Replying to @DGlaucomflecken

        I'm so glad I'm in the sweet spot between my kids being old enough to be out of school but not so old that I have grandkids yet. Doesn't make things easier for anyone else unfortunately, but it's one of the only good things in this for me.

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      1. Future Nurse Espinoza‏ @aspelina88 Sep 17
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        Zoom kinder is just so so so hard. Mine is pretty much over it & makes little families out of her crayons.

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      1. Zmira Hajudge‏ @ZmiraHajudge Sep 18
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        They don’t have to become criminals it’s enough that they will be illiterate! 😱😱😱😱

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      1. Megan‏ @meganlela Sep 18
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        May I present to you my 13 yr old special needs child. The sass on this one 😂 His house is full of props for him that he doesn’t have school. Morning meeting is always interesting.pic.twitter.com/TCNtRjtn9w

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      1. Jenn Daberko‏ @Northernladdie Sep 18
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        I have a kindergarten son, who is also on the spectrum, doing virtual learning. His daily looks of incredulity are priceless. In the words of Beckett, “this is NOT good” while he shakes his finger at me

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      2. Sarah Merrill‏ @SarahMerrillms Sep 18
        Replying to @DGlaucomflecken

        I’m here to sign the petition saying online kindergarten should be 5 minutes of singing the alphabet and counting to 20. Done.pic.twitter.com/n2vTjvx7yU

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      3. HumansAreTrashBruh‏ @SimplyMeSCC Sep 20
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        YES Teaching my 5 year old kindergarten is a nightmare. She always whines doesn’t pay attention for longer than 5 minutes. I’m tired from overnights and it’s a whole mess. She still needs lots of writing work, can’t read yet, and so much more. It’s HARD. Teachers are WARRIORS.

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      1. Dembai BLM - ACAB‏ @DembaiSystem Sep 18
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        My kid is providing a loud running commentary (on mute) how how he thinks the teacher is doing.

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      1. Brady‏ @6petsmom Sep 18
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        Truth.

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