Part of being a responsible doctor is knowing I could make 50 million dollars selling “telomere lengthening hydrotherapy” but choosing not to
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Quick question, has anybody figured out how to make humans younger? All my patients are upset with me today because I can’t provide them with this service.
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Essential oils?
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I’m sure it involves a jade egg and some hydroxychloroquine, but who knows
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You forgot vaginal/vulval steam baths.
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Do they all have presbyoopsia?
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Don’t bring religion into this
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At least for men you always look younger if you're wealthy. At least to certain women.
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The cure for presbyopia remains elusive.
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Ponce de león would recommend traveling to Florida to find this answer...but that doesn't seem like the wise answer these days
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Although it might result in not getting any older.
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