Dana GoldbergOvjeren akaunt

@DGComedy

I write jokes, tell them on stages, and do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 Weekly guest on SiriusXM Progress 127

Los Angeles
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.

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  2. 3. velj

    I don’t wish sickness or death on anyone. I do, however, find it interesting that the very organ Rush Limbaugh uses to spew so much hate and vitriol is the very organ that has become diseased.

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    You know how we know the Collins vote was all for show to try and save her seat? Trump hasn’t attacked her once and he ALWAYS attacks women who attempt to hold him accountable.

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    Since most of the Republicans say they know his actions were impeachable, but they refuse to remove him...you all will be voting to protect our elections now, right? RIGHT?! Helllllo, *tap tap tap* this thing on?

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  6. 1. velj

    Democrats, do me a favor and stop answering voting polls. I don’t want Russia to know which senator’s races to hack in 2020.

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  7. 1. velj

    Sometimes all we can do is laugh (because it’s terrifying the rest of the time).

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  8. 1. velj

    All you finishing up dry January....was it worth it?!

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  9. 31. sij

    Hey GOP, if you think what he did was impeachable but not grounds for removal, just wait for what you’ve green lit him to do from here forward. This is all on you now. All of it.

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  10. 31. sij

    I want you to imagine if Hillary were President and had done this, what the Senate would have done. Now take another shot of tequila.

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    31. sij

    “Why would we need more evidence?” say the people who made Obama produce his birth certificate

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  12. 31. sij

    I know some of you think elections are in the Constitution, but that book is shelved in fiction after today. Don’t be shocked if we don’t even have one in 2020, after all, Trump might think it’s in the best interest of the country.

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    31. sij

    Former WH chief of staff John Kelly advises the Senate: "If you don’t respond to 75 percent of the American voters and have witnesses, it’s a job only half done. You open yourself up forever as a Senate that shirks its responsibilities.”

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    Do the GOP Senators voting against witnesses and impeachment realize that more evidence will just keep spilling out? Like, probably later TODAY? You’re staking your legacies on the sloppiest criminal cabal since The Apple Dumpling Gang. Good luck.

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    31. sij

    Had the best time last night at ’s show at . She never disappoints in bringing the truth, supporting the LGBTQ+ community, and making us all laugh our a$$es off! Be sure & listen to her podcast Out in Left Field:

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    If GOP Senators acquit the President without hearing from the witnesses he worked so hard to keep House investigators from questioning, the GOP owns everything they would have testified to, everything new we learn about Trump going forward, everything he is now emboldened to do.

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  19. 30. sij

    I wish people would stop saying ‘values of the heartland’ and ‘American values.’ Some people all over this country have ‘values’ rooted in bigotry. Some wouldn’t allow me to marry the woman I love or equal protection under the law. I want us to get to a place of just or unjust.

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  20. 30. sij

    NYC, I’m slinging jokes tonight at The Duplex! There are still a handful of tickets left. Take a break from the insanity and come hang out with me.

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  21. 30. sij

    Trump is worth close to 3 Billion (supposedly). Bloomberg is worth 60 Billion! Can you imagine how much more dirt Bloomberg could buy on Trump if the Senate decides Douchwitz’s defense that no quid pro quo is impeachable if said person deems it in the best interest of the US?

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