Cyrus McQueen

@CyrusMMcQueen

Comedian. Writer. Named One of the Sexiest Men in New York by the NY Post. Seen in the film OBVIOUS CHILD and on NBC's LAST COMIC STANDING.

Brooklyn, USA
Joined May 2013

Tweets

You blocked @CyrusMMcQueen

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @CyrusMMcQueen

  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Nov 2016

    didn't win... America lost.

    Undo
  2. 7 hours ago

    If so called liberals think that calling a motherfucker a motherfucker is somehow stooping to their level, I’d like to kindly suggest they grow a motherfucking pair...

    Undo
  3. 7 hours ago

    Some TSA Agents have been calling in sick as the Government Shutdown drags on... Told you them sistas at JFK weren’t playin this shit... You ain’t heard it from me but, this might be the time to start flyin dirty... 😎

    Undo
  4. 10 hours ago

    Wait Rashida Tlaib called Trump a ‘motherfucker’? That’s my kind of Congresswoman...

    Undo
  5. 11 hours ago

    Just learned that the shutdown will affect tax returns... So if this continues for a year, as dumb Donald is threatening, millions of Americans will see significant delays in receiving their tax refunds... and all because an asshole who didn’t pay his taxes wants to play games...

    Undo
  6. 16 hours ago

    It‘s really difficult to overstate how precious and pulchritudinous John F. Kennedy Jr. was... There simply is no comparison... If you combined George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, the Rock, and even threw in Bradley Cooper, you still wouldn’t come close... Salt of the Earth!

    Undo
  7. 18 hours ago

    Watched a special on JFK Jr. last night... Now, these kids today are always goin on and on about ‘swag’ but, lemme tell ya, NOBODY had more swag than a certain John F. Kennedy Jr...

    Undo
  8. 19 hours ago

    The vast majority of men and women in this country would HAPPILY trade in their embarrassing college videos for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s... “Mom, dad, sit down... There’s video out there of me dancing fully clothed and quite rhythmically on the roof of a building at BU”... 😢😭

    Undo
  9. 20 hours ago

    Funny how they’re tryna shame Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for a video from when she was 18... if you wanted to view a video of Melania Trump when she was 18... well, you’d have to be over the age of 18...

    Undo
  10. Jan 3

    What also seems to be lost in this whole Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘controversy’ is: How are a buncha boring ass, non dancing, mothafuckas gonna judge a girl who can actually dance?? 🤔

    Undo
  11. Jan 3

    Shit, you could’ve told me that video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a commercial for the Gap and I would’ve believed you... Am I missing something? Hell, when the First Lady was that age she was probably giving handjobs to hoteliers and goin topless for a few tolars...

    Undo
  12. Jan 3

    When this is the worst video from your youth, guess what? You’re doing something right... Hell, you can even get elected to Congress! Pay attention boys and girls...

    Undo
  13. Jan 3

    The funny thing is, that video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doing the Breakfast Club dance doesn’t even meet the threshold of embarrassing. Republicans are the fuckin worst. I wanna see the shaky camcorder footage of Brett Kavanaugh doing the dance from Risky Business at a kegger.

    Undo
  14. Jan 3

    When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a carefree and effervescent teenage girl, Roy Moore was stalking a carefree and effervescent teenage girl... Republicans make me fuckin sick...

    Undo
  15. Jan 3

    Bella, the dog I’m sitting, is a bonafide Diva... You stop rubbing her belly for two seconds and she will literally start whining...

    Undo
  16. Jan 3

    It’s official: Nancy Pelosi was just elected Speaker of the House... Hope someone has gone to Trump and told him to CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE...

    Undo
  17. Jan 2

    I’ll never forget, when I was living in London I left the gym right after sundown and a fox was between two parked cars, it’s eyes glowing under the streetlights. I musta jumped 5 feet. Then all these British mafuckas was like “Ah mate, it’s nuffin. It’s nuffin. Just a fox mate!”

    Undo
  18. Jan 2

    My wife and I are having a profound disagreement... She grew up around foxes so she thinks they’re cute... I think they’re vile, conniving creatures akin to wolves and coyotes... I’m like, next thing you’re gonna be trying to tell me squirrels are cute...

    Undo
  19. Jan 2

    I’m dog sitting for a friend and can’t even get through my French fries without getting the saddest most pitiful face...

    Undo
  20. Jan 2

    Our border is not nearly as insecure as our President...

    Undo
  21. Jan 2

    The tragedy of Trump is, he’s technically one of the most powerful men in the world yet, he’s chosen to live in his own world. He’s squandered the Presidency. He’s like those people you see who win the lottery but blow it all building an amusement park next to a gaudy mansion...

    Undo

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·