This was considered the height of flirtation, until mobiles ruined it for Millennials.pic.twitter.com/wgvWgRgb7U
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Abstinence-Man, cursed with the inability to reach his own crotch!pic.twitter.com/iuIVlWMvtE
The Avengers don't want Older Man Logan. Sorry. No Mutants or Canadians need apply.pic.twitter.com/WvFuwRT66F
It stands for "Aaargh, someone help me, my legs are swelling to freakish proportions!"pic.twitter.com/oj9Xxt9c1x
"Thanks for the compliment, Captain, but I'd rather you keep your wandering hands to yourself."pic.twitter.com/1YoFRMRtdl
Thank heaven comic book readers are alert to the globalist threat! Only our brave Cold War veterans can save us from the Deep State!pic.twitter.com/ZWLiLblUc0
Maxcima flies into a rage after discovering that she hadn't been wearing pants all day and nobody had bothered to tell her.pic.twitter.com/ALtrWXYhy7
Imagine this being your response when an Alien Warrior Vixen Queen wants to get it on with you. I mean, her last love interest was silver, before that was chalk-white with black spots.pic.twitter.com/QVtyEYMhr9
When I bought the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon boxed set and then I discovered that there's actually no ending.pic.twitter.com/sHTNYiRkAX
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