David Tully

@CynicalEyebrow

With the wisdom, compassion and understanding of a 1000 Super-Buddhas

In Your Heart All Along
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. velj 2016.

    Life Hack: Take a human life. Hack it. Put some heft into your swing. Feel the meaty thud run up your arm. Now you have become as God.

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  2. Guys, I hate to inject logic into this, but you know when he's out of uniform in civilian clothes, he's still carrying the most powerful weapon in the universe, right?

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    Post-cosmic-horror apocalypse surreal exploration simulator

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    We have strayed too far from the Goddess' light.

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    My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening.

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    What is something that’s -1 Health Points but instead of a video game it’s real life? I’ll go first: when you’re washing your hands and your sleeve gets a little wet.

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  7. prije 7 sati

    Don't let these tears fool you, I still fucc like a syphilitic flamingo.

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  8. prije 22 sata

    Wife won't do doggy-style, calls it Bending To The Patriarchy

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  9. prije 22 sata

    when you and your bro seek to serve the wankh

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  10. 4. velj
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  11. 4. velj

    "Name suggestions? Evil Inc? Tyranex? Sinestron? Malevotech? Pentex? Gary, are you just getting all these from comics?"

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    4. velj

    My husband has recently discovered that he's a coffee snob. Husband: I think I'd like a grinder. 12yo: Download it from the app store Me: Husband: 12yo:

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  13. 4. velj

    moments after I declare that mayonnaise is vile

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  15. 4. velj

    I asked if they also have Length For Lease but they, like, kicked me and stuff.

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    4. velj
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    2. velj

    gm everyone take a look at this wild ass dm

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    3. velj

    When pubs were pubs, North East version

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  19. 3. velj

    My lawyers have advised me not to endorse and in this rare instance I will follow their suggestion.

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    1. velj

    A fake spy monkey was placed in the midst of a community of monkeys. Watch what happens next.

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    3. velj

    I put my pillowcase on the same way as everyone else. One leg at a time

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