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@Maliciouslink @DogBroc @CyberPathogens when you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for 5 days

@DogBroc @CyberPathogens @Maliciouslink But always know that cabbage always care, even if cabbage can not come to you.

@JungleStrikeGuy @CyberPathogens @Maliciouslink @DogBroc sometimes when you are sad, think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok

@FourOctets What do you call a cabbage that has no legs? Nothing, he can't come to you, he has no legs. #DOH @CyberPathogens @Maliciouslink

@CyberPathogens @Maliciouslink @DogBroc You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket

@FourOctets @CyberPathogens @DogBroc "most people believe early humans hid their junk with fig leaves, however we now know it was cabbage"

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc throw cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you

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