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    The inevitability of weird sun erotica. The redundancy of weird sun erotica.

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    They should specify that the Bad Sex Awards is for writing. Seven years I was sending in those tapes.

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    ah, someone's finally solved the problem of cybering at scale

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    4 Nov 2019

    “losing/taking virginity” - turns sex into an object - places pressure on the decision - you don’t actually lose or take anything ? “sexual debut” - exciting - all focus is on u - suggests a musical number is involved

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    1. Arthur wasn't like his coworkers, or his room-mates, or the family and friends that he barely saw. He wasn't like them, because he was happy. He was happy because he assumed that modern society was nothing but a weird sex game, and that he had a safeword.

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    28 Sep 2019

    Hey baby are you a software update? Because not now

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    her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in*

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    “Is God mad at me for being a little bitch” is the plot of the odyssey

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    4 Sep 2014

    There was only one way to make sure that she never dated a Scorpio again, so she loaded three rounds into her telescope and took aim.

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    29 Aug 2019

    🧠: giving a neural net a sexy first sentence so it writes terrible erotica 🌌🧠: first finetuning the neural net on crochet patterns so it gradually turns its terrible erotica into crochet patterns

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    27 Aug 2019

    Just heard some idiot say you can't do BDSM on your own and honestly I had to restrain myself.

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    The horny singles in your area have all gotten married and started horny families in your area

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    HETROSPECT, n. Realizing things you did in your youth were not, in fact, straight. EX: “In hetrospect, her adolescent fascination with Joan Jett was a sign.”

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    1 Aug 2019

    Giants Strippers 🤝 Grinding men’s bones to make their bread

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    31 Jul 2019

    [COSMO HEADLINE] Six Moves To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed

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    11 Jul 2019

    You like bad boys? Real poor-quality guys with failing organs and paper-thin skin? Faulty, low-grade, broken-brained men who are literally falling apart? Just shoddy, defective, garbage-shit male humans? Want some decrepit Earth dudes?

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    MYTHOLOGIST: So basically the story of the Trojan horse tells us that sometimes things we're told "will be fun" and are "no big deal" are actually horrible, and the men behind them are entirely untrustworthy. GUY WHO NAMED HIS CONDOM BRAND "TROJAN" THE DAY BEFORE: uh

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    3 Jul 2019

    friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual. the bible says adam and eve not adam or eve.

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    You, degenerate, gutter-snipe, feckless: Sexting that is mainly apologies, combined with assurances that our coitus will be “fine” Me, whip-smart, refined, capable: Neurotica

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    David Hilbert: I love you Käthe Käthe: I love you more DH: I love you x infinity K: I love you x infinity+1 DH:*frowns* K: David, wait! -um- I love you x infinity x 10 DH: *starts drawing a hotel* So we have a hotel wherein rooms proceed 1,2,3, so on, infinitely...

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