Hire a stranger to run an alternate account that serves as a decoy, luring people to believe they have found your actual alt.
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@DeityOfReligion plus you get to watch the account slowly diverge from earth's timeline as your wrong predictions get more apparent. 2/2Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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