YOU: That's it; no more bad habits. I'll be productive from now on. ME: *begins blowing air in your face* YOU: Hey, what are you doing? ME: Winnowing. But there's been a mistake; the wheat has not yet been threshed!
6:22 AM - 1 Apr 2019
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