Broke: slicing a bagel in half normally Woke: slicing a bagel like bread Bespoke: using the fourth dimension to hollow out a bagel multiple times, producing several thinner bagels without any surface cuts
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You could also bore a circular hole inside the bagel, then cut the bagel radially like a pizza to get a bunch of tiny bagels!
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