CULT LEADER: Now, go find an innocent child! CULTIST: To sacrifice? LEADER: No. CULTIST: Then what for? LEADER: *grins maniacally* You see, if *we* ask Santa for the release of our Dark Lord, we’ll get coal like always. But if a pure-hearted child asks for it... CULTIST: *gasp*
7:02 AM - 21 Dec 2018
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