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ME: *peacefully enjoying a book* AUTHOR: Hey, did you know [headcanon with no textual support]? ME: Actually, this is a loan from the Library of Babel. Though it happens to be identical to your book in every way, you didn't write it and your headcanon carries no weight.
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#BuildTheVeil to keep out illegal souls. American children should be born with spirits made in America. And people, we’ve got thousands of them. The black canopic jars with mysterious runes discovered in that Alaskan mine last week? Souls. American souls.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Driving by Reddit HQ with a megaphone yelling “ACCUMULATING GOOD KARMA IS STILL ACCUMULATING KARMA. STOP THE CYCLE!”
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You're thinking of a cognitohazard; an infohazard is a *mind* that's hazardous to *information*.
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Have you tried substituting in their positions in the Greek alphabet?
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This sentence has eight hidden layers of meaning, but no one thinks to keep looking after they find the first one.
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Trapping animals in nets and snares, freeing them, and then basking in their appreciation because they're smart enough to know I saved them but too stupid to figure out I set the traps.
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I believer that within a decade computers will be able to replicate the experience of writing on a used napkin
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Robert Frost's Fire and Ice always sounded bad to me, and I recently learned that Frost pronounces "fire" as one syllable and "desire" as two. Everything makes sense now.
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Any argument against self-driving cars that brings up the trolley problem is also an argument against humans driving cars.
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For a given statement and a given mind, what is the minimum amount of time it takes to convince the mind that the statement is true? For a given statement, what is the highest minimum value over all possible minds, ignoring infinities? Of all statements, which ranks highest?
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you may not think your brain is a supervillain. but 1) its called Brain and 2) it lives in a skull fortress
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Why is X cyclical? Because there are only so many types of simple systems and a lot of them have oscillatory solutions.
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Tired: Beware the man of one book. Wired: Beware the man of one morpheme.
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To tell games from non-games, check if uttering "It's just a game!" goes together with winning or with losing.
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Have you tried closing the stable door at the *exact moment* that the horse bolts through it, thus ensuring the horse never bolts anywhere again?
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Not satisfied with any of the dozens of note-taking systems and apps you've tried? Have you considered the possibility that you don't actually have any notes worth taking?
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I love this. This is beautiful. I feel like an entity whose telos is to maximize things like this tweet.
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If your life's about to end And to Hell you'll soon descend, This is what I recommend: Read more
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