Cú Chulainn

Circumcision logic test: “Hands transmit germs, soooo I could either (a) cut off my fingers or (b) wash my hands.”

The fingers aren't covered with useless skin. It's more like, do I wear long hair or short hair? Hair is pretty useless except for aesthetics. And long hair is harder to maintain.

foreskin isn't useless. it has several functions including protection and lubrication, among other things.

Useless or not, how about I just don't want someone taking a scapel to my man-bits?

that's why they do it before you have a choice. & to make it as traumatic as possible. for your own good, of course.