Cuckex Police

@CuckexPolice

Your local police force made better by 🏳️‍🌈

United Kingdom
Joined August 2017

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Aug 2017

    We've received many enquiries as to what constitutes a hate crime. There's really no set standard, it's just whatever we feel like it is.

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  2. 12 hours ago

    Many drag queens have high-status jobs; just ask our Chief Constable. 🏳️‍🌈

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  3. Dec 3

    The police have given up and refuse to support the French regime! What would happen here? Our morale is even worse thanks to Common Purpose. We need an EU military force NOW 🇪🇺

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  4. Dec 2

    Great to see young protestors speaking out about Donald Trump today in Cuckex. 🏳️‍🌈

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  5. Nov 30

    Even our horses are queer-friendly 🏳️‍🌈

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  6. Retweeted
    Nov 28

    I remember, as a young and beautiful American woman, wandering around London every weekend doing the tourist thing. Choosing tube stops at random and seeing the sights. I’d see a Bobby like the one in the old photo, and I would KNOW I was safe. Best time of my life.

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  7. Nov 28

    We demand a ! Orange Man Bad!

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  8. Nov 27

    Did you know May's father was an Anglo-Jesuit priest and was good friends with a paedophile serial killer. 🏳️‍🌈

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  9. Nov 26

    Can you remember how silly our uniform looked before diversity? 🏳️‍🌈

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  10. Nov 24

    At the going down of the sun, we shall remember them. 🏳️‍🌈

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  11. Nov 23

    Criticising a police force for taking action when one of their officers were bitten by a dog. Common Purpose is trying so hard to make you hate and lose faith in the police. 🏳️‍🌈

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  12. Nov 22

    All officers should wear a stabproof vest when attending a primary school as the children may have scissors. 🏳️‍🌈

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  13. Nov 21

    Disagreeing with our agenda is a far-right dog whistle for Nazis. Don't do it. 🏳️‍🌈

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  14. Nov 15

    There is no truth to the allegation that Ted Heath was a blackmailed paedophile. Stop . 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺

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  15. Nov 14
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  16. Nov 13

    Didn't you get the memo? We're importing migrants and collapsing society to institute a Police State. You'll love love the AI Common Purpose judges. 🏳️‍🌈

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  17. Nov 11

    Our detectives are working night and day to find a common pattern to the 'grooming gangs'. 🕵️

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  18. Nov 10

    And the 🥇 for worst crisis actor goes to Simon Oomgala for the Greenfell Tower event. 🎉🎉

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  19. Nov 8

    We have arrested those people who burnt an illegal effigy. Remember, it's ok to burn a White Catholic but NOT Greenfell Tower!

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  20. Nov 8

    If you want a lenient sentence then show your worth to society by joining Common Purpose or the Freemasons, or both. 🏳️‍🌈

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  21. Nov 7

    Had the police van had the 'Pride' livery it would have been a hate crime too. Be careful. 🏳️‍🌈

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