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I hate US politics. That's why I would run if I were rich/important/famous enough. Sadly, I think I would accomplish nothing. So it's a bad idea.
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Every Republican trying to distance themselves from Trump now after embracing him for years can go fuck themselves.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: 45 Announces Future Failed Run For The Presidency 🚨
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Six ad breaks on a 20 minute video. What the fuck is wrong with you, . I used to happily sit on my couch watching vid after vid on my playstation. Now I'm ready to bite the wallet, hook up a cheap PC & watch with ad-block.
YouTube advertisers & creators getting fucked.
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It was a return to the days of too much Trumpworld dishonesty to fact check all of it.
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He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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Along with 2020, Trump, Trumpists, everyone who enabled Trump, Covid-19, FUCK POLITICS. Fuck packaged bills. Implement single-subject rule. Fuck your riders.
I'm loving this idea to shout Jumanji at midnight. I'm all for it. Even saw someone else note that if you start the movie at 10:01, both the movie and the year will end at midnight.
I want it more precise. I want the movie to shout Jumanji with me right at midnight.
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Just remember that when the clock hits 00:00 everyone shout Jumanji so the game can end.
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Emma is old. Emma always sticked to her routine. But Emma forgets sometimes that things can change...
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So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Remember when Moana faced Te Kā and replaced her stolen heart? That’s you vs 2020 🔥♥️🌸 #yougotthis #knowwhoyouare
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Please join me in the endeavor...
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I think I've seen enough Twitter for the day. And it's only been ten minutes.
, you need to get rid of the bots. It's frustrating that I have to think about whether I'm talking to a person with opinions that can change or a person with a script that will never change.
Trump is trying to stop this ad from airing so let’s make it viral
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So it’s official. We’re number one in the world for coronavirus cases, even surpassing China which has more than 4 times as many people as the United States. That’s because despite spending more money on healthcare than anyone else, we have one of the worst health systems around.
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A shout out to Kevin, Giannis, Zion, Blake, Steph and all the players, owners and organizations who are setting a good example during a challenging time. A reminder that we’re a community, and that each of us has an obligation to look out for each other.
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Currently experts expect over 1 million deaths in the U.S. since the virus was not contained & we cannot even test for it.
This will be recorded as a major preventable public health disaster. I will try to relate what I learned from a long day of calls about what is happening.
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i have been laughing at this since yesterday. please turn your volume up 😂
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We have a bipartisan package that passed the House tonight & has been agreed to by the White House.
McConnell needs to bring the Senate back now and call a vote. I don’t care if it’s a Saturday. COVID doubling rate means every 24 hours represents a critical window. #WheresMitch?
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Selfish. Admitted and encouraged in others, to a degree. Check.
Antagonistic. I try to be better and suppress the urge, but it's there. Check.
Eccentric. People keep saying that. I'll have to redefine what it means to me.
Solitude. Welcome. Check.
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@CubicleDexter based on a preliminary analysis of your Twitter life, some might view you as selfish and antagonistic, but those who do, don't understand your past. You are eccentric and sometimes that leads to solitude.
Reply #HaltAllFunctions to opt-out.
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Goddammit, . Stop putting me back to "Home". There's no reason in hell I'd ever want to see yet MORE posts just because someone I followed follows someone else.
Content. Ducking. Overload.
Hell, I don't even want to see the likes of anyone I follow!
Joe Biden’s speech tonight was inclusive, soft-spoken, empathetic, and positive. It was about decency, dignity, and honor. It included one of my favorite words - "steady." It suited him well and may bode for a heck of a showdown of style and substance in November
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Republican are talking about bailing out the airlines and oil companies. How about a bail-out for middle-class and poor folks who can’t pay their medical bills? 🥺
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If it helps at all Rep. Gosar, you get roasted in committee almost every week so that’s kind of the same thing
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Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.
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Mr. President, you are wrong. As usual.
Today’s briefing for all House Members focuses on the threat of foreign interference in our election.
The briefers are agency heads and senior officials. They are your own people.
We will insist on the truth, whether you like it or not.
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There is another Russia, Russia, Russia meeting today. It is headed up by corrupt politician Adam “Shifty” Schiff, so I wouldn’t expect too much! @DHS_Wolf
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Any plan to address the economic impacts of Coronavirus must center on protecting American families and small businesses:
→Paid sick leave
→Enhanced unemployment insurance
→Low interest loans
→Expanded food security programs
→Free, accessible testing
→Affordable treatment
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MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
NOTE: Please RETWEET this—America needs to know what this monster did. Thousands of future deaths will rightly be laid at his feet.
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A previous tweet of this quote did not make it adequately clear that it is Trump who did not push for adequate testing, not Secretary of Health and Human Services Azar. Here is the whole quote for context. @ddiamond
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Today is #InternationalWomensDay and we recognise that women are still far from equal to men in today’s societies.
We can not have climate justice without gender equity.
And remember; what we women want today - and every day- is equality, not congratulations or celebrations.
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What the right thinks socialism is vs. what socialism is.
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This is a miniature Tesla coil. The current flows through the wire, then becomes plasma, and arcs through the air. The arc is called a Corona discharge. bit.ly/2wJr6Wd
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I know I just RT’d this, but seriously THIS amazing thread. Everyone please read? Thank you. t.co/nWsgjRiWuW
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Here’s the idea body positivity *should* have endorsed to combat the prevalence of eating disorders among women:
Instead of focusing on “losing weight” frame it as “building a healthy body” Because there are 100 unhealthy ways to lose weight but only 1 way to build a healthy body
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