i have consumed a whole roast chicken on the subway and did not leave the boneshttps://twitter.com/emmagf/status/1054404726085820416 …
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Replying to @fire__exit
I know someone who snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie theater in his sweatpants- he did leave the bones tho
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Replying to @fire__exit @The_Lagrangian
my friend snuck a six pack of beer into the movies... another time a 2L soda and supermarket-sized vag of chips
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Replying to @fire__exit @The_Lagrangian
It is thrilling to force things into places the rules forbid them from entering
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Trespassing, smuggling, thievery are all different manifestations of this feeling
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Smuggling myself into secret classified buildings might be too risky
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if dead aliens with no knowledge of human culture can get into our most secure locations, i'm sure you can
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