Atheist Crusade   

@CrusadeAtheist

I hate religion. I make jokes. Many are about religion, but many aren't. My main goal is to make people laugh. I'm pretty good. 💪

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Those damn atheists. I remember the story where Christopher Hitchens loaded up a Zeppelin with one of each kind of animal on Earth. Only one was needed because of cloning. Then he flew over the edge of the flat Earth and waited for global warming to cool down. True story.

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  2. Happy Tuesday! As a friendly PSA, drive safe.

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  3. For those who missed my announcement a few weeks ago, and based on my results, that was most of you. I created a backup account for this one . Feel obligated to follow it so you can continue to receive my insanity the next time I am suspended. It will happen. 🙏

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  4. prije 7 sati

    Why wasn’t god there to tell my cat not to piss in my toddler’s box of princess dresses? This was the last thing I needed on her first day at a new school and she wanted to be sleeping beauty. Doing laundry at 5am 👎

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    Thank the government too. It was federal safety standards those engineers had to comply with. If not for those, we still wouldn't have seat belts in cars. GOV not GOD wrote the "bible" on vehicle safety standards. Engineers used their brilliance to comply with them.

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  6. I just seized 's phone. I just followed back about 80 people she forgot to follow back. Her Twitter experience is a work in progress. Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

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  7. Was that the time that you were recording a gospel album and fought off a mob of angry atheists using only a basketball? I think I saw this on Reddit.

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  9. Odgovor korisniku/ci

    "Things I don't understand that directly benefit me in some way" = magic from bearded sky pervert who takes direct interest in me.

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  10. The engineers who designed your car to sustain the impact is what saved you. god didn't save you. They did. Understand? How about you give credit where it's due rather than to an unprovable skydaddy? Also, that accident doesn't look that bad. Grow up.🔥🙏

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  11. I am working on a draft of an atheist children's book. Anybody have suggestions for finding an illustrator?

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  12. We have 8 fingers and two thumbs. Who has commandments "on" their heart? Is this a congenital heart defect? Also, dont capitalize ten commandments Ray. Use your fucking head. At least you aren't harassing a homeless person in this tweet. Baby steps Ray.🙏

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  13. I found this at the dollar store. Jesus is a fondling a minor who he just purchased from the pervert next to him. Some kid is fucking a sheep. Is this good fun? The songs must be a laugh riot.

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  14. I'm a lunatic. I admit it frequently. Here is a heavily redacted photo of John 3:16 taped to my asshole. Yeah I did it and took the photo. 😂😂🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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  15. I created a website. It is in it's infancy and I slapped it up in about 30 minutes. The purpose is for people to share their deconversion stories. If interested, please let me know and I will add your tweet (story). I look forward to this.

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  16. Even our cats have an Alexa. I hope Bezos enjoys listening to their bathroom habits.😁

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  17. I'm done with work at 1PM today. I'm pretty happy. Where the fuck are my rolling papers?🤷‍♂️

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  18. 3. velj

    For years, I've tried to reach out to rational Christians despite being told that there are no such beings. No, they exist; but maybe much fewer than I hoped, too few to make any difference in the world. If so, then the years I spent writing my book were a waste. 🙁

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  19. 3. velj

    I wish I could take solace in an eternal paradise where I'll see my family once again...but being a person rooted reality I know he's gone and I will neve have a chance to talk to my parents again. Trying to remain strong for my family. Exhausted and ... Just lost right now.

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  20. The profile clicks number amazes me. I suppose they wanted to see 's chest. 😂 This is my record for profile views ever from a single tweet. Lol. Thank you DD's. 😜🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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  21. I've been stuck waiting for a train to move for over ten miniutes. Fuck you train.🖕🖕🖕🖕

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