Crude Rudy Loves C

@CrudeRudy

Asshat, Grandpa, Colon Cancer survivor, Army veteran. is my wife. To , I'm Rudith; to , Menace. Header by . Aloha.

near Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. sij

    This time, means Wedding Crush Wednesday because last Saturday, @Cococpv and I crushed it HARD.

    @Cococpv and @CrudeRudy kissing at their wedding on January 18, 2020.
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  2. prije 17 sati

    Goodnight stars, goodnight moon, goodnight girls who tweet their poon. "Goodnight Rudy" says while carefully embroidering a "Mahomes Girl" jersey.

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  3. prije 23 sata

    In India, they , which is why I work with so many Indian women developers. The USA can and should do better.

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  4. 2. velj

    Get you a woman who makes every day the best day of your life.

    @CrudeRudy and @Cococpv kissing in the beach in Malibu, California
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    2. velj

    Who called it coronavirus and not kung flu?

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  6. 2. velj

    Excuse my ignorance, but is coronavirus 100% deadly 100% of the time? Or are we all just being played by Big Pharma so they can charge $8,500 a dose for the vaccine?

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    1. velj

    Either something terrifying is about to happen to me or my cat is on the piano again

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    4. svi 2015.

    I hate it when a guy misses my face and cums on my Big Mac.

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    30. sij

    Your worst day would be someone else's vacation, remember that.

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    30. sij

    god: did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked angel: wait what god: I told you to make them meatier angel: oh MEATier

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    30. sij

    [meanwhile] dinosaur: I'm telling you guys that rock is getting bigger other dinosaur: lol shut the fuck up greg

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    31. sij

    Short chicks are the most optimistic people I know...always looking up

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    31. sij

    *watching cat porn 🎶meow-chicka-Meow-Meow🎶

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  14. 31. sij

    I don't know who needs to hear this, but I have a lot of sex for being almost 58 years old. Wait. I know who needs to hear this. EVERYBODY! I'M BRAGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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  15. 31. sij

    Peanut butter powder is just powdered peanuts, but priced higher. You've been duped, and if you have, you deserved it, dumbass.

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  16. 31. sij

    Really, ? This contains less than 1% avocado, and less than 2% lime juice concentrate, but you name it for those two things? Why isn't it "Creamy Soybean Oil, Water, Egg Yolk and Distilled Vinegar Sauce"? Too wordy?

    The label of the Jack in the Box "Creamy Avocado Lime Sauce," with a line circled reading "Sauce contains less than 1% avocado."
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  17. 31. sij

    The good thing about being at your desk in an empty office at 9:15 pm is that it's much less awkward when you burst into tears at your desk.

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  18. 31. sij

    David Stewart, Duke of Rothesay, heir to the throne of Scotland, answering the telephone: "Hello, this is David Stewart, Duke of Rothesay, heir to the throne of Scotland." Caller: *snoring*

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    30. sij

    God: I’m hungry Adam: I’m horny both: [turn to camera] RIBS

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    Fellas, I promise you it doesn’t make you any less of a person to show emotion and let that stuff out. It’s okay to be sad, mad, cry, be happy, etc. If anyone judges you for being human, cut them off.

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