Grace Gannon    

@CrookWriter

Writer. Wine-lover. Stationaryphile. Re-writing my book obsessively for the millionth time. (she/her) No DMs please

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2018.

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  2. fingers searched through her bag. "It has to be here. It fucking has to!" "You have ten seconds, mortal. Or I destroy this puny planet." Her hands clasped the cold metal and Velma nearly fainted with relief. "It's here!" she announced, brandishing a... Zippo. Boom.

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  3. They all told her it was a pipe-dream, a . But when she left her wheelchair behind to take shaky steps with her daughter down the aisle, all the dreaming and hard work was worth it.

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  4. Paula grabbed at the last wisps of her before they melted away entirely. With a voice that sounded calm and level to her, but like the drum of the four horsemen approaching to her husband, she spoke. "What do you mean, you finished the chocolate biscuits?"

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  5. The was barely legible but Mary took a stab at reading it anyway. Clouds span and lightning flashed. "What is your wish, mistress?" boomed the genie, looking down at her. "Well bugger me with a spanner," she exclaimed in surprise. Then regretted it.

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  6. One of my neighbours is setting off fireworks to mark us leaving the EU and I hope it's either mournful ironic or one hits him in the face

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  7. "Oh Em Gee. I would not be caught dead in that monstrosity." The model's words cut through the designer's mood and she saw red. "We'll see about that." ______________________ "It appears she was dressed post-mortem," the detective mused. "Weird"

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  8. Sex or dragonball super?

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  9. So, apparently if my favourite wooden spoon were human it would now be old enough legally to drive, get married, join the army, have sex, or drink wine in a restaurant (if accompanied by an adult. Maybe my favourite wok which may be slightly older)

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  10. Hello twitter! I haven't been on you today so I just wanted to say hi!!

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  11. Is "swang" a word?! "I swang higher on the swing". It sounds stupid but correct 🤔

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  12. Today is a busy day but I have negotiated to get half an hour of writing time to myself with zero interruptions. Then spent 15 minutes on twitter

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  13. Okay. Trending tweets are scaring me today do I may go hide in a twitter-free hole for a while. Hopefully it's nuke-proof

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  14. Why must people always put nuts on coffee cake?! I just want coffee cake!!!

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  15. Does it still count if you start on the 2nd? I still have half a bottle of red to finish off....

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  16. My kids slept until 7.50 on Christmas day so that's my best present so far

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  17. Kids sleeping. Santa delivery done. Pyjamas on. Blue cheese mini cheddars and prosecco are a go!

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  18. I'm going to write a romance about a Miss Jackson who hates having Outkast sung at her, who meets and marries Mr Robinson. 🎶So here's to yooouu

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  19. I keep seeing tweets about slow present wrappers and cannot relate. I'm lucky to get an hour a night to do wrapping so I knock them out!

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  20. Started wrapping presents last night... Realised I haven't actually got anything for my own children

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