Crockett 

@CrockettForReal

Sex symbol to literally fives of people.

Virginia, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2018.

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    an app that makes it sound like you slammed your landline down before ending your smartphone calls

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    all you need to know about america is that we took every stereotype of australia, turned it into a themed restaurant...and then opened several of them in australia

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    Barry: .. Phil: .. Barry: I thought you said you were a power bottom Phil: nah mate, I said I'm from down under

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    Me: You’re rude for not being very supportive today. My bra:

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    Phil: are.. are you.. the Wizard of Oz? Bartender: nah mate Phil: but I followed the yellow brick road Bartender: ..that's where you peed on the dingo

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    Me: Buddy, can I tell you something? 5yo: Uh-huh Me: I love you *hugs* 5yo: Daddy, can I tell you something? Me: Uh huh 5yo: What’s for dinner?

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    Her: I’m an Instagram model. Me: I’m a Twitter reply guy. Her: Well I think your cute. Me: *You’re

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    [to the tune of Single Ladies] 🎶If you like clit, then you shoulda put a clit ring on it 🎶

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    Dunkaroo's are coming back and the 90's kid in me is already plotting how much product i'm gonna buy cuz my mom was too cheap to EVER buy them for us.

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    Spoonman implies knifewoman. It’s basic economics.

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    Her: I’m an Instagram model. Me: I’m a Twitter psychic. Her: That gives me an idea! Me: It’s not a good one.

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    prije 1 sat

    Me, sobbing and chewing as Pizza Hut once again misunderstands my order of a meet lovers pizza.

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    Jeff Goldblum told me that the 5 second rule applies to dropping asses too, so don’t be afraid to drop it like it’s hot.

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    Did you know that you can lose weight and get fatter at the same time? Maybe that asteroid will hit us

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    [Outside the Hip Hop Club] Bouncer: no joeys Lil’ Kangaroo: [in fake mustache] good day my name is Skip

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    Giant koala in a ballroom gown: Did you take my LSD? Me: Yeah but- oh my God Koala: What is it Me: You look incredible in that dress

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    4. kol 2018.

    Why yes internet stranger, I have tweets that contradict each other. It's a timeline, not a deposition

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    Deepak Chopra: *takes suitcase out of car* Reepak Chopra: *puts suitcase back into car*

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    I'm tired of people talking about what "real men" do and don't do. A fucking thread.

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    Ok, , chill the hell out

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    American: “What am I drinking?? Fuck Fosters!” Australian: “What am I drinking?? Root Beer!”

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