Cris

@CrisMtzgr

What comes around, goes around.

Michigan
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    5. sij

    “Find someone who blah blah blah...” Fuck that. Find yourself.

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  2. prije 7 minuta

    Aconstant reminder to not always wear pants/panties Be naked and let your vagina breathe

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    prije 12 sati

    Everything that is real brings pain.

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    prije 23 minute

    I never said it would be easy, I said it wouldn't be worth it.

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    prije 1 sat

    spare a ring or material things, i'd rather have your goddamned devotion; on your knees, if you please.

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    prije 20 sati

    Why is fat a negative adjective? Fat tits Fat cheeseburger Fat slice of cheesecake Fat cock Fat ass Fat wallet Fat steak Fat hug Seems pretty fucking awesome to me. Bring me the fat.

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    prije 15 sati

    This place can be coming apart at the seams, Twittah wars galore....and I’ll still slam my fist on the table and remind you all that my dick is wicked handsome. That’s my niche.

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    17. stu 2018.

    I need to find a way to balance my desire to be a good person with my need to kill 90% of the people around me.

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    31. pro 2019.

    I’ll make you take a double look mother fucker.

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  10. prije 2 sata

    Good morning, Wearing all black ain't the weight loss solution y'all want it to be.

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    prije 5 sati

    Tell your TC everything she wants to hear on valentine's day, like, "I think we should DM other people".

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    Why would anybody in their right mind take me seriously? The only thing I’m serious about is my son and my donuts. Seriously. Donuts.

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    5. velj

    Going to my doctor's office to just sit in the waiting room and ask other people if they want to see my Wuhan vacation photos.

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    prije 4 sata

    I didn't die in my sleep so I guess I gotta go to work

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    15. kol 2015.

    Table for one, please. Ma'am, your family is right behind you.

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    prije 22 sata

    I used to be a good girl. Then I found my voice and power through heartbreak and strife, and if that means I want to cuss or wear something revealing, you better goddamn hold onto your panties because that shit is going to happen.

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    Does anyone else feel hungover when your migraine finally abates?

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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    12. sij

    Big hearts forgive too much, too soon. Please tread carefully. We’re not push overs, we just have a huge capacity to see the good in you beyond the bullshit.

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    18. pro 2019.

    If I go quiet that’s on you.

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    Yes. They shimmer. Now stop asking.

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    Sadly a lot of relationships end because once you have someone, you stop doing the things you did to get that person...

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