A Crime a Day

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In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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  1. Закріплений твіт
    7 бер.

    Since 2014, has posted a federal crime every day, and every day you’ve shared your puns, confessions, and intricate knowledge about honeybee semen. Now, I hope you’ll preorder this handbook I wrote and illustrated as turns 5.

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  2. 15 хвилин тому

    Nice try, Jacob Wohl, but I already have tomorrow’s crime planned.

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  3. 2 години тому

    15 USC §§1263, 1264 & 16 CFR §1513.6(b)(4) make it a federal crime to sell bunk beds without a warning to not allow more than one person on the top bunk.

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  4. 29 квіт.

    18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.64(a) make it a federal crime to drink alcohol in public, or in a car, at the Petersburg National Battlefield, unless you have written permission from the park superintendent.

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  5. 28 квіт.

    40 USC §6307(a) & 36 CFR §520.7 make it a federal crime to gamble at the national zoo.

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  6. 26 квіт.

    18 USC §1461 makes it a federal crime to mail anything lewd.

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  7. 25 квіт.

    21 USC §§331, 333, 343 & 21 CFR §155.130(b)(1)(i)(b) & (5) make it a federal crime to sell canned corn with more than 1 cubic centimeter of cob per 400 grams, but not if it's labeled "Excessive cob."

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  8. 25 квіт.

    A lot of guys convicted of this lie about the length of their sentence. Goodnight Twitter.

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  9. 25 квіт.

    16 USC §551, 36 CFR §261.58(j) & Order #17-018 make it a federal crime to be publicly nude in the Allegheny National Forest, but not if you have a nudity permit or you're naked in the course of official firefighting duties.

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  10. 24 квіт.

    16 USC §707 & 50 CFR §21.12(d)(3) make it a federal crime to release a raptor into a building in order to capture a bird, unless you have a permit to do that kind of thing.

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  11. 22 квіт.

    18 USC §953 makes it a big federal crime for a U.S. citizen without authority to directly or indirectly correspond with a foreign government in order to influence a foreign government in relation to disputes or controversies with the United States.

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  12. 22 квіт.

    I already did the Logan Act.

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  13. 22 квіт.

    21 USC §§1037(a)(1) & 1033(g)(7) make it a federal crime to buy an egg that can’t be eaten because it’s smashed.

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  14. 20 квіт.

    21 USC §863(a)(1) & (d)(12) make it a federal crime to offer to sell a bong for smoking marijuana.

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  15. 19 квіт.

    21 USC §§333, 352 & 21 CFR §333.250(c)(1)(ii) make it a federal crime to sell jock itch cream without warning people that it's for external use only.

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  16. 19 квіт.

    I understand that no horses were offended in the making of this book review over at Simple Justice: from

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  17. 19 квіт.

    26 USC §5601(a)(12) & 27 CFR §19.426(b) make it a federal crime to obtain tax-free liquor for a federal government agency to use as drinks, unless the head of the agency has expressly authorized the liquor purchase "For Use of the United States."

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  18. 18 квіт.

    I'll admit, I thought there'd be a lot more mongooses in this thing.

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  19. 18 квіт.

    Please use this responsibly today.

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  20. 18 квіт.

    7 USC §7414(i) & 7 CFR §1206.62 make it a federal crime for an employee of the National Mango Board to disclose confidential mango information, but the confidential mango information may not be withheld from Congress.

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  21. 17 квіт.

    A's to your Q's in the order they were asked: 1. Permission of the Secretary of the Interior or Agriculture, depending on what land it's on. 2. No, a burrito is something else. 3. I don't know, ask the donkey. 4. The one with the flour tortilla.

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