Who do you trust more for breakfast
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Don't disappoint me, Mrs. Butterworth.
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That would not be butter worthy.
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I did that once. It was a sticky situation and they stacked the charges. I waffled but finally confessed. You batter believe I tried to breakfast from prison.
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BUTTER GOES ON THEN SYRUP. Jeebus. Butter does not belong IN the Syrup. Therein lies the Actual crime.
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Out of curiosity, what's the allowable percentage of butter if your syrup doesn't include butter?
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Wait…. So: No butter: no crime Less than 2% butter: crime More than 2% butter: no crime Do I have that right?
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In for a penny in for a pound, except it’s butter.
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