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More flexing by Big Qtip
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Q-Tips are actually labelled against being used to remove earwax at all! These are traditionally drops.
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Come again?
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Bold of the government to assume they can stop my illegal cross-boarder unlabeled earwax remover business
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In the sainted words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
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New and improved Q-Tips warning label: Do not insert swab into ear canal but since you will anyway, you should see a doctor if you still have excessive earwax after using even though we know you won’t.
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Does “earwax” mean what I think it means in this elaborate metaphor? No, yeah—clearly it does. 2024, amirite?
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Are you f’ing serious?



I’m sorry. I shouldn’t laugh. Someone is probably in jail right now over that stupid law. 
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typically, the basic setup is a statute saying that breaking regulations promulgated under the statute is a crime plus a long list of regulations; doesn't necessarily mean it gets enforced criminally, but it does mean that the option is there, which is silly
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