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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay Feb 22

    21 USC §§331, 333, 352 & 21 CFR §344.50(c)(3) make it a federal crime to sell earwax remover without telling people that they should see a doctor if they still have excessive earwax after using it.

    5:55 PM - 22 Feb 2021
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      1. Joreen Belocura‏ @AgeofIrony Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        pic.twitter.com/eIWeZKzluX

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      2. Tricoloredpastas‏ @Tricoloredpasta Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        More flexing by Big Qtip

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      3. freeone3000‏ @freeone3000 Feb 22
        Replying to @Tricoloredpasta @CrimeADay

        Q-Tips are actually labelled against being used to remove earwax at all! These are traditionally drops.

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      1. Maxwell Mercy‏ @MaxwellMercy Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Come again?

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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Oh how you wax on.pic.twitter.com/iEtMG8v7vM

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      1. The Ultimate Pielord‏ @Pieland4Life Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Bold of the government to assume they can stop my illegal cross-boarder unlabeled earwax remover business

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      1. Karl Hungus‏ @hungus14 Feb 22
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        In the sainted words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

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      1. Frank Stuart‏ @fstuart2 Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        New and improved Q-Tips warning label: Do not insert swab into ear canal but since you will anyway, you should see a doctor if you still have excessive earwax after using even though we know you won’t.

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      1. Clark Neily‏ @ConLawWarrior Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Does “earwax” mean what I think it means in this elaborate metaphor? No, yeah—clearly it does. 2024, amirite?

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      2. CJR Junkie‏ @CJRjunkie Feb 22
        Replying to @CrimeADay @ConLawWarrior

        Are you f’ing serious? 👂😂😂😂 I’m sorry. I shouldn’t laugh. Someone is probably in jail right now over that stupid law. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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      3. Youngjae Lee‏ @_jaelee Feb 22
        Replying to @CJRjunkie @CrimeADay @ConLawWarrior

        typically, the basic setup is a statute saying that breaking regulations promulgated under the statute is a crime plus a long list of regulations; doesn't necessarily mean it gets enforced criminally, but it does mean that the option is there, which is silly

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