How *literal* is that law..?
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Spring break was cancelled months ago, man.
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Obviously a rule created by Secretary Mix-a-Lot.
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Go home. The Internet is won for the day.
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*pulls out Federal Booty Inspector t-shirt from 1998*
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You got to the joke before me. Well played.
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Well there goes my idea to get rid of Chris McDaniel
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Finally something the government is actually expert at.
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I wouldn't trust the TSA with my ass.
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Applies to every sailor I've ever met.
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Under-rated tweet.
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