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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 23 May 2020

    21 USC §676 & 9 CFR §316.11 make it a federal crime to sell a sausage-like meat product that isn’t actually sausage, unless each link is prominently marked “imitation.”

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      1. Michael LaRocca‏ @MichaelEdits 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        In Comic Sans font.

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      1. Vez‏ @RosenthalShavez 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Political correctness run amuck

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      2. Prophet of Loss‏ @prophet_of_loss 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        How cheap do you have to be to get to "imitation sausage?"

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      1. Vaccinated, Mask Wearing & Handwashing Tom‏ @endofbellcurve 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        There's a person behind every policy, I know, but I'm intrigued as to who first went "well, sure they're meaty mock sausages but there's no law against it - so whatcha gonna do about it?"

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      1. Michael LaRocca‏ @MichaelEdits 23 May 2020
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        I never sausage a law. (I'll show myself out.)

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      1. Daniel Whiteman‏ @giantevilrobotg 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        OK, so.... what is the legal definition of sausage?

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      1. SailorGirl‏ @SailorAileen 23 May 2020
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        I'd rather go to jail than eat imitation sausage.

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      2. Kristapedia נעמי‏ @CoolKrista 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        I made primavera style pasta with tofu sausage and veg for roommate and neighbor a few years ago. They are it, loved it and were furious after when I told them it was all vegetarian. I didn’t try to fool them. It was white for goodness sake.

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      3. Kristapedia נעמי‏ @CoolKrista 23 May 2020
        Replying to @CoolKrista @CrimeADay

        *ate

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