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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 31 Jan 2020

    21 USC §§331, 333, 343, 21 CFR §139.150(d) & §139.160(d) make it a federal crime to sell vegetable egg spaghetti that's less than .06" in diameter.

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      1.  🍹summer casvinci plz 🌴‏ @_necropants 31 Jan 2020
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        dark pasta seller show me the vegetable egg spaghetti that's less than .06" in diameter

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      2.  🍹summer casvinci plz 🌴‏ @_necropants 31 Jan 2020

        https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=139.160 … https://www.amazon.com/Barilla-Veggie-Spaghetti-Pasta-12/dp/B00FR6XSUG/ … i think it's those noodles that have tomato already in them, basically?

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      1. Sweet River Phil‏ @sweetriverphil 31 Jan 2020
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        Not impeachable

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      2. Monty‏ @da_flama 31 Jan 2020
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        1) why are regulations so inconsistent on whether or not they’re using SI units? 2) what in God’s name is a vegetable egg?

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      3. shellienetz‏ @shellienetz 31 Jan 2020
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        I think because for products sold in North America, they need both measurements. For products just in the USA, we would only use imperial (maybe with metric in a smaller font). I don't know what regulations there would/should be. ::shrug::

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      1. Bacon Grease‏ @dingus_mcgee 31 Jan 2020
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        Death penalty I hope.

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      1. Other than that, happy Easter!‏ @CycleKnitz 31 Jan 2020
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        How much egg is supposed to be in vegetable egg spaghetti? And how should "egg" be spelled?

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      1. Micah (non-compliant)‏ @MicahInLex 31 Jan 2020
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        Thank God we have government to protect us.

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      1. Clarence‏ @HoosLaughingNow 31 Jan 2020
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