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In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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    1. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay Jan 23
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      18 USC §1014 & 7 CFR §457.134 make it a federal crime to make a false peanut insurance claim to the federal crop insurance corporation for a loss of peanuts.

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    2. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay Jan 23
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      Under 7 CFR §457.134(11), only peanuts lost to adverse weather conditions, fire, insects, disease, wildlife, earthquake, volcanic eruption, or failure of the irrigation water supply are covered.

      6 replies 42 retweets 340 likes
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      A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay Jan 23
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      This @MrPeanut thing seems fishy.

      9:33 AM - 23 Jan 2020
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      • Justin Kenta Welch Ian Burns Clément 🧑‍💻 Trashcan Urbie Jim Crilly Becky Brunton The God of Potatoes Emily Morgan🍑
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        1. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 11h11 hours ago
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          I knew it.

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        1. Sonny Romeo‏ @mrsonnyromeo Jan 23
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          It’s driving me nuts

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        1. Joreen Belocura‏ @AgeofIrony Jan 23
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          He got roasted.

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        1. Richard Samuelson‏ @Rickersam3 Jan 23
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          It's a shell game?

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        1. LDMoney‏ @LDWhitmire Jan 23
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          Not even a real nut.

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        1. Plainsspeak‏ @Plainsspeak Jan 23
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          Replying to @CrimeADay @MrPeanut

          Are you suggesting he had life... I mean, crop insurance??

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        1. Gary Bleck  📎‏ @GaryBleck Jan 23
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          Fire maybe?

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        1. Doug Madory‏ @DougMadory Jan 23
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          Too soon

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        1. Stephen Kiskamp‏ @skiskamp Jan 23
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          Oyster crackers are much more preferable to fishy peanuts!

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        1. Spenser Hickey‏Verified account @SpenserHickey Jan 23
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          This checks the boxes of both fire and wildlife...pic.twitter.com/Z9IkqB6pwY

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