As tonight drags on at the Capitol, expect to see some Senators knocking back a tall glass of lacteal cow secretions.
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How many unhealthy cows are allowed in the mix?
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By weight or by measure?
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I like almond milk.
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But is there a law to ensure the almonds are healthy?
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What about drinking non-dairy milk on the Senate floor?
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What about chocolate milk though
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I wonder to what degree putting “100% lacteal secretion” on the jugs would effect milk sales.
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