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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 29 Oct 2019

    7 USC §2149 & 9 CFR §2.132(c)(2)(ii) make it a federal crime for a cat dealer to get a cat without keeping a record of how they got the cat.

    5:01 PM - 29 Oct 2019
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    • .*•°. *°.• .*. *° . geckogamer Rusty Eric Schmidt 🌐🗽 citizen of woketopia Sir Quackerton palpumpkintine 🎃 The Bear Jew Powerline Trash 🇨🇦
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      1. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 29 Oct 2019

        for all of you wondering how to send in your cat pictures, please print them out, put them in a self-addressed envelope, and throw them into the trash.

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      2. Monty‏ @da_flama 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Does it matter if it’s a wild cat?

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      3. mar a lago delenda est‏ @silea 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @da_flama @CrimeADay

        Are any cats not wild?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Bunny Dragon‏ @DisneyDragon 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Arrest @EPCATDork

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      2. Clark Neily‏ @ConLawWarrior 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        What if I didn’t know I’d be dealing until after I got the cat?

        6 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. Jack's Rhetorical Buzzsaw‏ @JackMartensite 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @ConLawWarrior @CrimeADay

        I'm trying to come up with a good Leland Yee joke

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      2. Dizzy Beaumonto‏ @lys_beaumont 29 Oct 2019

        ‘Im sorry your honor... i forgot i took an ambien before i drank wine! Woke up and there was a cat sleeping on my other pilllow, honest!’ 😂😂

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      2. Sally Dillon‏ @8fuld 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        JockaMo concurs that this is a just and necessary law.pic.twitter.com/jm1CQd0Rqy

        3 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Courtney Rogers‏ @CourtneyMRogers 29 Oct 2019
        Replying to @8fuld @CrimeADay

        Your cat is beautiful! 😻

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