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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 24 Oct 2019

    15 USC §2070 & 16 CFR §1207.5(e) make it a federal crime to sell a pool slide that isn't lubricated or otherwise able to provide the slider with a smooth, continuous slide.

    5:40 PM - 24 Oct 2019
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      1. Patrick Matthews‏ @matthews_p 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Phrasing?

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      1. Matthew Hardeman‏ @mdhardeman 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Is there any chance you could do a running series where the connecting theme is “things that are federal crimes when not lubricated”?

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      2. Pitt83‏ @Pitt83 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @GregArcus @CrimeADay

        https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Lubricants-Performance-Water-Based/dp/B07MKS1VZY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=55+gallon+lube&qid=1571964431&sprefix=55+gallon+lu&sr=8-1 …

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      1. GLENNUI‏ @glenncanon 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Just imagine the carnage that led to this law.

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      2. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Lubrication to reduce friction, eh? Seems like there's a euphemism setup in there somewhere, but my mind is too clean to make the connection.

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      3. Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🔰 🌃 ⚕️‏ @GwailoMD 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @thecolonnews @CrimeADay

        Does that make you a clean colon? Must be all that lubrication.

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      2. gpc_4‏ @gpc_4 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        pic.twitter.com/T987tC2EJR

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      3. Bob K  🇺🇸‏ @CA_bobby77 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @gpc_4 @CrimeADay

        amazing reference that will go mostly unappreciatedpic.twitter.com/0MyKZAnZwX

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      1. John Feddern‏ @JohnFeddern 24 Oct 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        I have, in the past, requested more moist crime. Lube crime will suffice.

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