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In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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    1787: We should probably have .... like ... three federal crimes.pic.twitter.com/mYtB15cEJS

    10:21 AM - 17 Sep 2019
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      2. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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        1790: Okay, a few more. What if non-pirates want to hide or entertain pirates? Can't have that.pic.twitter.com/vOYRBp32J0

        16 replies 43 retweets 288 likes
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      3. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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        1974: Wait.... what if people want to misuse a cartoon owl's likeness? Or his slogan?pic.twitter.com/7vRMYGv2Vu

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      4. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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        1993: WHAT IF AMERICA CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT THEIR ATHLETE'S FOOT CREAM!?pic.twitter.com/TLiKMVNgRu

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      5. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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        2018: Nobody's eating dogs and cats. Right? ARE PEOPLE EATING DOGS AND CATS?! Dammit.pic.twitter.com/GN3p5mTrXV

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      6. A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 17 Sep 2019
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        Happy Constitution Day.

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      2. Fifth Dentist‏ @DentistNo5 17 Sep 2019
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        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Shucks, piracy is still out.

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      3. GarrettMichaelHayes‏ @GMHForLiberty 17 Sep 2019
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        Replying to @DentistNo5 @CrimeADay

        The fact that piracy is still illegal is how I know the government isn't serious about tackling Global Warming (aka Climate Change).

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Prophet of Loss‏ @prophet_of_loss 17 Sep 2019
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        Replying to @CrimeADay

        The "Necessary and Proper" clause helps too.

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      1. SerpentHauntedSea‏ @TheGreenAnd 17 Sep 2019
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        Replying to @CrimeADay

        I love your work in general, but today's are copper-bottomed, gold-tipped A-1 jokes

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      1. Still sad. Still in a chair.‏ @imgooley01 17 Sep 2019
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        Can't say I disagree

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