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In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 20 Aug 2019

    21 USC §§331, 333, 343(h) & 21 CFR §164.120(c)(3) make it a federal crime to sell underfilled containers of shelled nuts without identifying them as substandard nuts.

    5:17 PM - 20 Aug 2019
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      1. Joreen Belocura‏ @AgeofIrony 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        You’re really asking for it on this one.

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        I just don't want to hurt the nuts' feelings, see?

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      2. Depressive Pixie Dream Girl‏ @Birkenstolker 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        "Substandard nut" is what my father called me growing up

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Michael LaRocca‏ @MichaelEdits 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @Birkenstolker @CrimeADay

        It’s what my father calls me now

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      2. Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🔰 🌃 ⚕️‏ @GwailoMD 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @NoahPaulLeGies @CrimeADay

        Are we supposed to tag Jonathan Chait here?

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      1. This site is my Boswell‏ @BartlettFred 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        And this relates to Twitter how, exactly?

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      1. Fazio Aldente‏ @holland_e 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        @WhiteHouse

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      1. Adot Crawley‏ @AdotCrawley 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        “Substandard nuts” this feels like a Presidential subtweet.

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      2. Jane Powell  ✍🏻 #VoteByMail‏ @JaneWPowell 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        I cannot abide #substandardnuts

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      3. James M. Maloney ("Professor Nunchucks")‏ @maloney_esq 20 Aug 2019
        Replying to @JaneWPowell @CrimeADay

        In Australia, there is a long tradition of considering ALL peanuts to be #substandardnuts. "We feed those to pigs, mate," a bloke from Oz once said to me. "Those pigs from down under have excellent taste," i replied, taking another bite of my P&J sandwich...🥜

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