[downs bottle of toenail relief tincture] [composes federal legislation while on hold with Poison Control]
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"...and I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today..."
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THIS IS GOING TO BE A
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unless it's rigged.
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But the toenail is "in"grown. My first instinct is to swallow the whole tube.
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But ingrown tonails, by their very nature, are internal! This makes no sense
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Yeah, okay, this one is my bad.
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Good job dude. You ruined it for all of us.
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Waitaminute. Isn't an ingrown toenail, by definition, not external?pic.twitter.com/Gvio6kD6v0
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I have had to endure a lot of ingrown toenail procedures in the last few years, and just this morning I got another horrifying explanation of how there's a piece of nail that's so dug in that they can't pull it out without doing real damage.
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