A Crime a Day

@CrimeADay

In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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जुलाई 2014 पर शामिल हुए

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  1. 19 अप्रैल

    I understand that no horses were offended in the making of this book review over at Simple Justice: from

  2. 18 अप्रैल

    Please use this responsibly today.

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  3. 14 अप्रैल
    को जवाब दे रहे हैं

    The second those taters go inside a mailbox, this mystery is going to solved by the postal inspectors and we're gonna have a good old fashioned 18 U.S.C. § 1725 situation on our hands.

  4. 9 अप्रैल

    In light of Attorney General Barr's announcement that his redactions to the Mueller Report will be color-coded, is re-issuing the Redaction Key.

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  5. 6 अप्रैल

    Giving away 4 of these indispensable stamps. RT before this Monday at noon EST to enter. It's a perfect complement to your copy of HOW TO BECOME A FEDERAL CRIMINAL, which you can preorder here:

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  6. 5 अप्रैल
  7. 4 अप्रैल

    For anyone confused by the president's recent remarks about windmills, please refer to Fig. 2-2 in "How to Become a Federal Criminal" to learn the basics of how this complicated technology works. (and preorder your copy here: )

  8. 28 मार्च

    Sources are also telling me that the Mueller Report does NOT have illustrations like How to Become a Federal Criminal does (see, e.g. Fig. 2-9, Illegal Manatee Rides). So honestly, what's the point?

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  9. 23 मार्च

    For when it drops, keep this Redaction Key handy to help spot the ten most likely crimes to be redacted from the Mueller Report.

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  10. 15 मार्च

    Stay out of prison this Pi Day.

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  11. 8 मार्च

    By popular request, this is being provided on a no-questions-asked basis:

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  12. 6 मार्च

    Airlines cracking down on salad combs.

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  13. 28 फ़र॰
    को जवाब दे रहे हैं

    You didn't just cite it; it was a true tour de force in arguing federal raisin bun law.

  14. 24 फ़र॰

    18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.96(g)(3)(ii)(B) make it a federal crime to hold a special event in the shaded part of the Lincoln Memorial, except for the official annual commemorative Lincoln birthday ceremony.

  15. 23 फ़र॰

    And before you get sentenced, the judge might just want to climb it too.

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  16. 15 फ़र॰

    18 USC §701, 14 CFR §§1221.115(b) & 1221.110(d) make it a federal crime to use the NASA insignia without permission.

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  17. 3 फ़र॰

    To clear up the "shooting a fish from an airplane" vs. "shooting a fish from an airplane" confusion:

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  18. 20 जन॰
    को जवाब दे रहे हैं

    You're not alone. Even Congress got it wrong in Section 68c(b):

  19. 12 जन॰

    15 USC §1192(a), §1196, 16 CFR §1632.3(c) & §1632.4(d)(1)(i) make it a federal crime for a mattress maker to sell a mattress without first burning 18 cigarettes on a prototype of the mattress, 9 cigarettes on the bare mattress and 9 cigarettes tucked in.

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  20. 1 जन॰

    For those who are curious, here is a censored excerpt of the statute:

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