A Crime a Day

@CrimeADay

In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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Joined July 2014

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  1. Feb 1

    By contrast, this is the version that camper salesmen would have suggested.

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  2. Feb 1

    15 USC §1233, §1232(g) & 49 CFR §575.103(e)(1)(ii)(F) make it a federal crime for a slide-in camper maker to sell a camper without this illustration in the manual.

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  3. Jan 24

    18 USC §1017, 14 CFR §§1221.102, 1221.115(a) & 1221.109(b) make it a federal crime to fraudulently use the NASA seal without permission.

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  6. Jan 14
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    Just be sure to adhere to the federal scorpion mailing regulations. Here's some help from "How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender"

  7. Jan 1

    My Bill will fix this.

  8. Dec 31

    To show my thanks, I've gone ahead and drafted this Bill based on the most popular proposal for a new criminal law:

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  9. 30 Dec 2019
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    Here's a flow chart on how to tell if something is interstate commerce.

  10. 25 Dec 2019

    The good news is that Clark was seeking FDA approval for his non-nutritive cereal varnish. Merry Christmas.

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  11. 19 Dec 2019

    There's still time to get a copy of HOW TO BECOME A FEDERAL CRIMINAL for the lawyer, law student, or aspiring offender in your life () Don't think they'll like it? Try hollowing it out and stuffing some liquor in it.

  12. 8 Dec 2019

    $17.23 on Amazon.

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  13. 30 Nov 2019

    If you can't get enough narwhal, here's a quick way to modify page 63 of your copy of "How to Become a Federal Criminal" to include one.

  14. 30 Nov 2019

    And yes, people have been indicted for narwhal tusk offenses.

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  15. 28 Nov 2019

    And, instead of fighting about politics this year, consider creating a deep family rift by aggressively giving your relative's cranberry sauce a Grade of D or Substandard. Here's the federal cranberry sauce manual so you can do it at home.

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  16. 26 Nov 2019

    Thanks for your questions about interstate commerce. Here's a helpful FAQ on how the interstate commerce clause works from "How to Become a Federal Criminal" ()

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  18. 7 Nov 2019

    That feeling when you were just born and is your dad.

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  20. 31 Oct 2019

    Yes sorry there was nothing I could do.

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