A Crime a Day

@CrimeADay

In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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  1. 20 godzin temu

    21 USC §§331, 352 & 21 CFR §341.72(c)(1) makes it a federal crime to sell an antihistamine without warning people that it may cause excitability, especially in children.

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  2. 10 gru

    18 USC §§1865 & 36 CFR §7.68(a)(3) makes it a federal crime to explore a cave all by yourself in Russell Cave National Monument, except for the public exhibits.

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  3. 9 gru

    I should have clarified. This tweet is NOT about the unregistered foreign agent in the news that you do like. It's about the unregistered foreign agent in the news that you DON'T like.

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  4. 9 gru

    22 USC §612(a)(6) & §618(a) make it a federal crime for a person to willfully act as an agent of a foreign government, without disclosing all of the political activities they are undertaking in the United States for the foreign government.

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  5. 8 gru

    7 USC §§8305, 8313 & 9 CFR §75.4(b) make it a federal crime to transport from one state to another a zebra that has swamp fever, unless you’re taking it home, to a research facility, or to be killed.

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  6. 8 gru

    If some mall Santa tells you that you can't have this book for Christmas, he's probably a fed. But you can buy your own copy at

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  7. 7 gru

    The commander has the authority to use any reasonable and necessary means, including the use of physical force, to achieve this end.

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  8. 7 gru

    18 USC §799, 14 CFR §1214.702(a)(3) & §1214.704(a)-(b) make it a federal crime for space crew members not to conform their conduct to any of the commander's orders to protect the spacecraft.

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  9. 6 gru

    Age yourself with something that was legal. I’ll go first: ANYTHING.

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  10. 6 gru

    Come on over to . Tonight’s tweet has everything: - tubular noodles ☑️ - “milk spaghetti” ☑️ - moist ☑️

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  11. 6 gru

    21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §139.120(a)(1)-(c) make it a federal crime to sell "milk spaghetti" unless it's tube-shaped or cord-shaped and moistened by milk.

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  12. 5 gru

    The House voted to decriminalize one thing today. So if the bill becomes law, I’ll be taking a day off.

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  13. 5 gru

    46 USC §70036(b) & 33 CFR §110.155(l)(12) make it a federal crime for a boat that's in the Port of New York and being told to move not to get moving promptly or signal for a tug.

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  14. 4 gru

    21 USC §352(f), §333 & 21 CFR §884.5370(b)(4)(i)(B) make it a federal crime to distribute pregnancy prevention software without warning people that they need to use another form of contraception, or not have sex, when the app says so.

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  16. 3 gru

    21 USC §§331, 333 & 21 CFR §164.150(d) make it a federal crime to sell peanut butter made from unblanched peanuts, including the skins and germ, without prominently and conspicuously disclosing that fact on the label.

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  17. 2 gru

    18 USC §201(b)(1)(A) makes it a federal crime to corruptly give something of value to a public official, directly or indirectly, in order to influence an official act.

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  18. 1 gru

    18 USC §2276 makes it a federal crime to maliciously cut a boat's buoy rope on the high seas.

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  19. 30 lis

    18 USC §490 makes it a federal crime to sell a fake penny or nickel.

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  20. 29 lis

    49 USC §5124(a) & 46 CFR §148.265(b) make it a federal crime to transport a bulk load of overly fatty fish scrap on a cargo ship.

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