A Crime a Day

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21 USC §610(a), §676 & 9 CFR §310.7 make it a federal crime for a meat producer to slaughter livestock and not remove the pizzle.

16 USC §668dd & 50 CFR §27.33(a) make it a federal crime to waterski at night on a national wildlife refuge.

Have a drink, America. What a week.

27 USC §§205(e), 207 & 27 CFR §5.42(a)(8) make it a federal crime to sell liquor if its label falsely says that drinking it will be therapeutic or good for you.

16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §10.13 make it a federal crime to try to buy a woodpecker.

21 USC §§331, 333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §133.111(a) make it a federal crime to sell caciocavallo siciliano cheese if it wasn't made in oblong shapes.

@CrimeADay apologizes for only tweeting one crime per day.

52 USC §30109(d)(1)(A)(i) & §30118(a) make it a federal crime to knowingly and willfully violate federal campaign finance law by causing a corporation to make a contribution of more than $25,000 to a presidential campaign.

50 USC §3515, 32 CFR §§1903.7(a) & 1903.20 make it a federal crime to go on CIA property without proper authorization, or to come back after you've been told to leave.

33 USC §3 & 33 CFR §334.230(a)(2) make it a crime to take a fishing boat into the danger zone of the Potomac near the Naval Surface Warfare Center while they’re firing guns, aerial bombing, using directed energy, or other hazardous operations, unless the patrol boats let you in.

18 USC §115(a)(1)(B) makes it a federal crime to threaten to assault, kill, or kidnap a federal judge in order to influence him or retaliate against him for the way he’s doing his job.

21 USC §461(a) & 9 CFR §381.167 make it a federal crime to sell ready-to-serve chicken fricassee unless it's at least 20% deboned chicken, or 40% chicken with bone, by weight.

7 USC §§281, 282 & 7 CFR §322.26(b)(2) make it a federal crime to fly honeybee semen into the United States and move it onto another airplane without an inspector's supervision.

@MSNBC you should do a show called Llockup: Raw. Contact my people.

7 USC §§8306, 8313 & 9 CFR §93.412(d)(3)(ii)(C) make it a federal crime to keep more than one lot of llamas in a minimum security llama quarantine facility.

16 USC §668(a) makes it a federal crime to knowingly possess any part of a bald or golden eagle, like a feather, without a permit.https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1029141061153841152 …

47 USC §502 & 47 CFR §15.9 make it a federal crime to use a radio frequency device to record other people's private conversations, unless you're authorized by all of the parties to the conversation or you're a law enforcement officer with authority to do so.