You know how it is in the Midwest. When you've had to go uphill both ways in snow, who cares about how early you drink.
Greetings from Ankeny, Iowa, where presidential hopefuls are vying to win the caucus, and I just heard a lady order 5 Fireball shooters in a Casey’s at 9:45 AM.
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She’s challenging you, show her who’s boss
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I’m picturing the Tibetan drinking contest from Indiana Jones.
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