Crazy Dave

@CrazyDaveBeyond

Totally that guy.

Over, under, sideways, down.
Joined May 2013
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    Oct 12

    improves those moronic

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    12 hours ago

    Those who donated to Stormy Daniels’ GoFundMe are paying for Trump’s legal fees. 🤭

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    23 hours ago

    In fairness, Elizabeth Warren's DNA test shows she's got a greater connection to the Hispanic community than Beto O'Rourke has.

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    23 hours ago

    March: I can't WAIT to see the 5 aces together finally April: The Mets might clinch the division by the All-Star break June: This is the worst team in baseball August: SCORE RUNS FOR DEGROM DAMMIT September: Thank you, David! ()

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    15 hours ago

    Work walks, time flies and boredom takes the bus. Enjoy your work, cherish your time and don't be bored.

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    Oct 14

    Can a "Water" Office have some promise?

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    Oct 15

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    15 hours ago
    Replying to

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    17 hours ago

    “Read the bosom part again, Dad.”

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    Oct 14

    NBC knew this was a lie when it was published. NBC intentionally lied and lies. NBC let this lie live for 36 hours. Only now after its played out is NBC retracting. This was a deliberate and planned lie to mislead the country. The media is shit.

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    CORRECTION: An earlier tweet misidentified the general President Trump described as "incredible" at a rally in Ohio. It was Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, not Gen. Robert E. Lee. An attached video clip lacked the full context for Trump's remark. Here is the full clip.
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    Oct 12

    Well, except when they brought a rifle to a baseball field.

    "Until now, it seems as if the Democrats have been bringing a harmonica to a knife fight"
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    Oct 14

    The same people that call people Pissbaby Shitlord Manbaby Garbage human beings Obtuse shitslingers and much, much more... Are absolutely ASS-BLASTED that someone called them an NPC. Oh boy, is that RICH.

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    Oct 12

    Learn to code.

    Today I got the call. I’m fired. Because of the negativity and vulgarity that my tweets bring. Seriously, that’s what Mark, the editor said. It was too much politics, too much vulgarity, too much negativity on my part.
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    Oct 12

    Death Toll From Kavanaugh's First Week On Supreme Court Tops 330 Million

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    Oct 12

    You’re allowed to joke about anything. Enjoy. You’ll be dead soon.

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    Oct 11

    Being fat isn’t your fault. Getting pregnant as a teen isn’t your fault. Flunking out of high school isn’t your fault. Having STDs isn’t your fault. But having an ancestor half a millennium ago whose feudal lord owned a slave, that’s totally on you.

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    Oct 11

    Narrator: It did not, in any conceivable way, decrease traffic on Queens streets or the Grand Central

    We are proud to support AirTrain LGA by standing with . AirTrain LGA will decrease traffic on Queens streets, making it easier to get to .
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    Oct 9

    Two years ago, a fat guy in a red sweater told Americans to please for the love of god have some bare-minimum decency to one another. The response was to dox him and air out his porn history.

    2 years ago today.
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    Oct 10

    Oh, he behaved differently when he wasn't being falsely accused of rape?

    A very different Brett Kavanaugh survived his first oral arguments
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