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Today is the last day to get on the raffle wheel. Come hang out and meet some real nice and friendly clashers while you earn and gamble your lollipops to try and make that top 10 list.... Stream starts now........twitch.tv/clashplayhouse
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Let's get this week started out properly with a triple victory day.... Stream starts now........twitch.tv/clashplayhouse
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The guy kink shaming you probably cums on his garden gnomes while his wife teaches Sunday school.
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Americans FURIOUS After LIV Golfer Says We Should Forgive the Saudis for 9/11 Cause It’s Been 20 Years Already, Cut Them a Break!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️I FUCKING CAN’T!
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Question for all you ass eaters out there: smooth or chunky?
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In the 80s, you were either Bruce Lee or Hulk Hogan when the TV went off. No exceptions.
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Me: I call my ballsack Australia
Friend: why? cause it's down under?
Me: no, because my sperm live in a penile colony
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Just like they didn't need an actual investigation in Ukraine, they just nee the appearance of "crriming" by the POTUS.
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"You have to infer what's happening here ... you're not gonna get necessarily hard proof" -- Ron Johnson to Maria Bartiromo on alleged "evidence" of Biden corruption
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“Anal rail gun”
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