Dave

@CrankyyDave

All I need is a little good pussy and a whole lot of universe. Entrepreneur.

Gamertag: Cranky
Joined November 2013
Born on August 11, 1997
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Apr 2016

    I got friends that will put a gun in your mouth, and friends still trying to catch all the Pokémon. I fuck with everybody.

    1 reply 8 retweets 28 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    a visual representation of overthinking:

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    20 replies 2,026 retweets 4,479 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Tomorrow in Sydney, Seoul, Tokyo, Beijing, Paris, London, Miami, Los Angeles. Stay connected for the pop up locations.

    108 replies 828 retweets 2,115 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    Why English words like Cough, rough, and though don't rhyme... But for some reason bologna and pony do.

    Tell me what's on your mind 💛
    230 replies 66,017 retweets 157,775 likes
  5. Jun 29

    Good mornings Sports Animal's

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    giraffic park

    0:30
    how the fuck you make a giraffe mad
    5 retweets 3 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 25

    Now I've seen some weird porn, but this one takes the cake

    49 replies 834 retweets 1,228 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 12

    RIP x2

    219 replies 22,044 retweets 28,006 likes
  9. Jun 25

    That way

    1 retweet 1 like
  10. Jun 24

    Girls will say they don't care if you have money or not, but I assure you they do care.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  11. Jun 20

    I like fuckin bitches who like bitches who like money

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    Like I'm deadass where I am today because I wanted to have a cool xbox gamertag.

    3 retweets 7 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 16

    white people out here sayin nigga but they won't say voldemort

    84 replies 14,027 retweets 35,530 likes
  14. Jun 14

    Took almost 3 years but they're finally off.

    6 likes
  15. Retweeted
    2 May 2012

    I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

    1,762 replies 23,759 retweets 21,729 likes
  16. Jun 9

    I guess it's socks and sandals season for white people

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    adultish gambino

    1 retweet
  18. Jun 5

    My cat seems genuinely worried about me since I'm in the shower. She hopped for a sec, running on the edge, and like crying out to me lmao

    1 retweet 3 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    This NEW car going to last her 17 years, meanwhile niggas out here buying a 2003 Mercedes with 160k+ miles on it.

    People are criticizing Kendrick Lamar for buying his little sister a 2017 Toyota for graduating high school. What are your thoughts? LOL
    42 replies 8,150 retweets 12,123 likes
  20. Jun 4

    Woke me up 6 times last night tryna play. Dead asleep and just jumps on my face. Doesn't chill, doesn't cuddle, doesn't sleep, just plays.

    1 reply 3 likes
  21. Jun 4

    My kitten thinks it's play time 24/7, which is really cute and all until I'm tryna play Xbox, or sleep, or eat, or really do anything at all

    1 like

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