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  1. Hey knock it off with the good parenting and artistic integrity. You're making the rest of us look like selfish asshats.

  2. Just played Twister with my 5 y/o son so yes I'm ready for the California schools to go back. Also I need Bengay and a shoehorn stat!

  3. More dates coming soon. ( I'm looking at you Chicago)

  4. Back to wandering the earth.

  5. "He's a maverick who can't play by the rules. Homoerotic montage. Ticking clock. Freeze frame" Films of the 80s

  6. Remember kids. There's nothing wrong with being a good swimmer but it doesn't make you smart.

  7. Happy Birthday . Looking good buddy.

  8. I wish. Murphy probably threatened by my handsomeness

  9. End of summer haircut. Maybe a little gray creeping in.

  10. If you have already watched Madagascar 3 and its 4.21 am local time chances are you have a 5 yr old kid and jet lag

  11. Not as sad as it would have been if it really was the Craig Ferguson collection.

  12. From his "Minecraft Cabin" in a kitchen cupboard my 5 yr old son has a message for America.

  13. I've been out of the USA 2 months. What's been going on? Is there a Trump pegging video yet? .

  14. I will be in Boston on Friday! Please keep my rose in the fridge.

  15. I've been in Scotland all summer. Coming back the the US next week. You guys need haggis or or anything?

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