Why does YouTube have a Women's only car insurance ad at the top of my YouTube feed...??? I am neither a woman or a being in possession of a car. Sure, you'll recommend funny videos and music I like but you never take the time to get to know me, do you, @YouTube, do you!!! 
Ah, right. I'll get right on that, thanks. I was just a little sad that, after availing of your services for so long, that you didn't know me as a person, but rather as an acquaintance. I thought we were closer than that...