Cloggy

@CptCloggy

Sarcastic is my default state of being IRL

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. stu 2018.

    And as a Brit watching in on your current toddler in charge, I know I speak for millions here when I say we miss him very much too. The perfect role models for a modern generation

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    5. velj

    Wife: We're going to have a baby! Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is? Me: I already googled and it's a very tiny human

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  3. 3. velj

    PSA and a word to the wise. Combining considerable volumes of and then TEQUILA while watching on a school night, is in retrospect, not highly recommended.

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  4. 2. velj

    I am today years old when I found out this.. I also suspect many of my better educated friends will be looking at me unsurprised

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  5. 2. velj

    Beautiful bit of design work here incorporating a swan, mallard and ampersand In one simple and stylish logo

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  6. 23. sij
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  7. 23. sij

    OMFG hysterical. Your mother was a hamster.. and don't dare tell me this was deliberate by that rag, they got plaaaaayed 😂

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    19. sij

    Reading that Harry & Meghan are giving up their use of HRH seems fair. When I split from my husband we both agreed we should stop using the official titles we had bestowed upon each other too. He no longer referred to me as that miserable bitch & I stopped calling him a cunt.

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  9. 13. sij

    If only ONE person sees this who is wavering, it's worth it.

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  10. 10. sij

    I'm still trying to process this pair of signs I saw today. A sign warning of uneven floor fell off. Rather than stick it back up, another sign was printed saying the sign had fallen off with a ↘️ pointing to the original sign propped up. Grade A ?

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  11. 7. sij

    It takes a special kind of Brit humour to truly eviscerate someone without crude name calling. This book nails it and let's hang himself. A parody Janet & John book written in the reading level style he usually talks or tweets (5 to 6 yrs)

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  12. 31. pro 2019.

    It doesn't impact upon me, but damn, it's hamstrung all those youngsters who would want to. All for a sodding blue passport.

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  13. 31. pro 2019.

    Aaaand that's enough internet for the day.. However, may yet remind us all of Mrs Berlin Mauer or the woman who married (and consummated the marriage with) the Eiffel Tower

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    I am no theologian, but I’ve always found it weird that Jesus‘s middle name is Fucking

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  15. 20. pro 2019.

    All done and dusted. No mad last minute rush for me! Adds professional strategist to CV

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  16. 16. pro 2019.

    And this is the insurance plan and his cohorts think will be better for us in the UK rather than the free at point of service, wonderful . I can't even..

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  17. 16. pro 2019.
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  18. 9. pro 2019.
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    Drug prices, UK vs USA 💉 Insulin 🇬🇧 £16.61 🇺🇸 £215.30 🔺 1300% 🥜 Epipen 300mg 🇬🇧 £52.90 🇺🇸 £523 🔺 1000% 💓 Statin 10mg 🇬🇧 £0.46 🇺🇸 £4.50 🔺 980% Trump and his Big Pharma cronies want to put up drug prices in our NHS. As we head for polling day, remember what’s at stake.

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    21. stu 2019.

    If you agree that the NHS is the most important issue for the election please follow and RT We are a campaign run by NHS staff and will be sharing real facts and opinions from the front line between now and 12th December

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  21. 19. stu 2019.

    Oh dear, this isn't shaping up too well for is it. Apologies for sending a few of you into therapy with this, frankly disturbing image.

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