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    24. sij

    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

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    3. velj

    Is Mr. Peanut's cum creamy or chunky

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    [Nightclub] Me: *shouting over the loud music at the bartender* WHAT IS THE SOUP OF THE DAY

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    Burger King: We have the Impossible Burger! Carl’s Jr.: We have the Beyong burger! Del Taco: We have a beyond meat taco! Taco Bell: Here’s a cow’s asshole with some Fritos in it, fuck you

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    10. srp 2018.

    “I love you,” Random Generator Bot tells me. Warmth blossoms inside me and a grin breaks across my lips. “I love you too, Random Gene—“ “Plate tectonics digest cannulas,” Random Generator Bot says. My smile fades. “Yeah…” I nod at Random Generator Bot. “They sure do, buddy.”

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    23. stu 2017.

    me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas

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    21. stu 2017.

    [being fired for watching “how dildos are made” on youtube] MY BOSS AT THE DILDO FACTORY: you should have known all of this already

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    15. lis 2017.

    [texting old friend I only hung out with cuz they had a trampoline] do u still got that trampoline

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    2. velj

    My favorite part of football is when all the players huddle up together to talk about their feelings

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  10. prije 22 sata
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  11. 3. velj

    [noticing that i'm losing followers] i'd like to apologize to mr. peanut and the whole peanut family

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  12. 3. velj

    Is Mr. Peanut's cum creamy or chunky

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    3. velj 2019.

    This is what I like to call a nut sack.

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    [In football huddle] "What do you guys think happens when we die?"

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  15. 2. velj

    My favorite part of football is when all the players huddle up together to talk about their feelings

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    5. sij 2019.

    Just ate three bottles of Flintstone’s vitamins and threw my dad like a football

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    14. ruj 2014.

    [in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys

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    6. lis 2014.

    Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.

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  19. 2. velj

    How many people do you have to eat before you’re considered a cannibal? Just curious

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    23. ožu 2016.

    It takes less muscles to smile than it does to walk purposefully into the abyss, but here I am doing both

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    31. sij

    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like

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