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@Cowtuk

I'm a comic, sitcom writer, author. Not all thoughts are jokes but all jokes are thoughts. My book RED CARD is out NOW! For bookings contact: manav@oml.in

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    It’s taken me 12 years to put up this picture. That’s how long I’ve wanted to be an author. Dreams have a tendency of not living up to the hype. I’ve usually found the the anticipation of a dream coming true more exhilarating than its achievement. But not this time.

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    If India had a more honest or intelligent middleclass that is not conned by useless issues they would have celebrated AAP.

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  3. One of the benefits of having spectacles is that you can instantly improve your mood just by cleaning them.

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    New Podcast is up! This week we discuss our favorite cartoons growing up. Link here :

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    3. velj

    are we really a country where a chief minister can make open calls for violence, which are met by his fanatic followers, and he faces no consequence? are we supposed to accept this as the new normal?

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  6. 1. velj

    In Decathlon, you can find everything except the will to exercise.

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  7. 30. sij
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  8. 28. sij

    . that video was totally worth flying 6 months with Spice Jet.

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    New episode of The Internet Said So is now live. This week we discuss TV shows we're currently bingeing on with .

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  10. 25. sij

    junta! Doing two shows (6pm and 8pm) tomorrow at . It's an hour of material that I will be recording. Tickets are at 199 bucks. Come by and we can both lament Republic Day falling on a Sunday. Tix:

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  11. 24. sij

    In a bid to beat the algorithm, yeh Raha ek PSA.

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  12. 22. sij

    Avocados are healthy because once you start having them you don't have money left for junk food.

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    22. sij

    ”Moreso than the anxiety or political fury of this summer, I have been gripped by an insurmountable grief for my children and the life I took for granted which they will never be able to share."

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  14. 22. sij

    Braces were invented when someone said, 'holy shit, those teeth are so bad they need to go to jail or something.'

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  15. 22. sij

    From the looks of it, Street Dancer 3D isn't about a guy taking part in a Ganpati visarjan. The title is so misleading.

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  16. 22. sij

    I wonder if there is a person who looks at that fugly handwriting font and says, 'It really does make this advertisment for coaching classes so much more personal.'

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  17. 22. sij

    People who still doubt the fact that we evolved from apes need to be shown the irrefutable proof: kids on a school picnic.

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    "But what about public property destroyed? But what about students being violent? But what about vandalisation of computers? But what about buses? But what about but what about but what about but wha..." Zero evidence. ZERO.

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  19. 21. sij

    Have had an avocado smoothie for two nights in a row. If I have it tomorrow I get a flat in Bandra free.

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  20. 20. sij

    Early indoctrination from parents. Had a second wind recently, when I realized the answer to all of life's questions can be found in books. Good books change my life in ways that no other media does.

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  21. 20. sij

    Thanks for the compliment! I will now behave in a way that makes you feel stupid for thinking I did anything right, ever.

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