Me: dream of steroid-infused mountain lion hunting me down in a post-apocalyptic urban hellscape. Husband: dreams of the baby and cat going swimming in a huge pool of lemonade and having wacky adventures. The two genders. https://twitter.com/mythic_0/status/1400419502970572807 …
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* the mountain lion is always a seconds away from ripping my face off before I make yet another miraculous escape or wake up.
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Replying to @kaschuta
Alex moving in on the Claire's horny posting market
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Replying to @anacard52022280 @kaschuta
I mean, there's posting with a face avi while hot and then there's posting about your dreams of being stalked and ravaged by well muscled wild beasts...
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Replying to @CovfefeAnon @anacard52022280
Idk, feels more like a limbic shock, like a dream of falling down the stairs or from a height. Feels about as horny as slipping in the shower. I think being stalked by big cats is part of the brainstem monke stress reel.
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Replying to @kaschuta @anacard52022280
Probably. Never had a "stalked by big cat" dream personally.
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Replying to @CovfefeAnon @anacard52022280
Maybe as male monke you first try to maul it back
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It's remarkable how nearly every animal on the planet is either ultra friendly towards or terrified of monke
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Replying to @CovfefeAnon @anacard52022280
monke is the first basilisk, they know.
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