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Not to be confused with 2001 Nobel Peace Prize winner Kofi Annan. 54th Clause of the Magna Carta absolutist. Commentary from an NRx perspective.

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    1. Covfefe Anon‏ @CovfefeAnon Jan 3

      The real problem with can opener dad is that he believes nonsense about men and women being the same. Your daughter only wants to know how to operate the can opener. She's not curious about the world in that way - it's not her function. He's the one who failed to notice purposepic.twitter.com/Nk1kHWfZdH

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    2. Elsie Montgomery‏ @Elsie31271912 Jan 3
      Replying to @CovfefeAnon @QuasLacrimas

      My opinion as a full time female is that he was being a jerk and getting a kick out of it.

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    3. Quip Maximizer‏ @ijfen Jan 3
      Replying to @Elsie31271912 @CovfefeAnon @QuasLacrimas

      Eh if she had been able to get it in 5 minutes this would have been great. By 6 he should have called it off, not doubled down. At 15, he's thinking it's too late to back out, it teaches the wrong lesson, must continue. He should have let her eat ofc but left the can as challenge

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    4. Elsie Montgomery‏ @Elsie31271912 Jan 3
      Replying to @ijfen @CovfefeAnon @QuasLacrimas

      Yeah, a few minutes nurturing his daughter's curiosity is one thing, but turning it into a six hour ordeal is just a jerk power move.

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      Covfefe Anon‏ @CovfefeAnon Jan 4
      Replying to @Elsie31271912 @ijfen @QuasLacrimas

      I don't think it's a jerk power move exactly - more that he isn't going to change his world-view just because of a silly thing like it being wrong and nonsensical. He made it 9 years of being father to a daughter without noticing - what's a few more hours?

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        2. Quip Maximizer‏ @ijfen Jan 4
          Replying to @CovfefeAnon @Elsie31271912 @QuasLacrimas

          I do agree you ought to know when to cut your losses by age 9. Had to put a doorknob on once (removed to paint my door maybe?): "How does this go together, Dad" "Good question, how does it go back together?" Anyway I know how doorknobs work.

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        3. Quip Maximizer‏ @ijfen Jan 4
          Replying to @ijfen @CovfefeAnon and

          Actually I'm thinking of all the times we've played this game together and he may have done it with a can opener too come to think of it.

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        2. Elsie Montgomery‏ @Elsie31271912 Jan 4
          Replying to @CovfefeAnon @ijfen @QuasLacrimas

          To clarify - while agree "figure it out" is appropriate at time - the kind of dad who pushes a nine year through this for six hours just to prove he's right and then brags about it on twitter reeks of secret king, gamma dad to me. And those guys absolutely get off on petty games.

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        3. Elsie Montgomery‏ @Elsie31271912 Jan 4
          Replying to @Elsie31271912 @CovfefeAnon and

          So yeah, there's a right way to do this, but I still maintain that he's doing it wrong. My gamma detector is screaming.

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