"Why do all the people who have identified this as a tow hitch look like the kind of people who work with trucks that have tow hitches?" Truly an unsolvable mystery
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An updated Sherlock Holmes for 2020 - the solution to every mystery is a racist Russian Nazi plot.
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Replying to @CovfefeAnon
"Elementary my dear Watson. You see, I saw on Maddow just the other night that Russia has been trying to sway Americans to Nazism to serve Trump's reelection so Putin can then implement his plan of racial brutality--a tradition, mind you, wholly American
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Replying to @bradbelafonte @CovfefeAnon
--and this man's beard being of the type that one who enjoys Hawaiian shirts and dogwhistle country ballads might sport, I was thusly able to conclude that the Kremlin leveraged their power over our Puppet In Chief to cause this redhat to tie this rope into a loop
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Replying to @bradbelafonte @CovfefeAnon
--of course again mind you not quite a noose, as the modern fascist is exceedingly clever--but so very close enough as to strike terror into the hearts of the good hearted liberal and negro alike.
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Truly an astounding deduction Holmes!
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